Wednesday, November 08, 2006

نص التحليل الإخباري الخاص بتأسيس دولة العراق الإسلامية

بسم الله الرحمن الرحيم

في خطوة طال انتظارها , و بُذلت التضحيات وأُريقت دماء الشهداء في سبيل تحقيقها , أعلن مجلس شورى المجاهدين في العراق عن تأسيس دولة العراق الإسلامية , دولة الإسلام التي ستحّكم شرع الله في العبادِ والبلادِ ، والتي ستحفظ بيضة الإسلام وتكونَ درعاً حصيناً لأهل السنة والجماعة على أرض الرافدين , حسبما أعلن الناطق باسم وزارة الإعلام في دولة العراق الإسلامية .

ويسر صوت الخلافة أن تقدم لكم بين يدي هذه البشرى تحليلاً أولياً لمجريات الأحداث في بلاد الرافدين والتخبط الواضح الذي يعانيه المحتلون الصليبيون وأذيالهم في محاولاتهم المتكررة لإعاقة زحف المجاهدين .

راهنت قوات الاحتلال الأميركي وحلفاؤها الصفويون على إضعاف تنظيم القاعدة في بلاد الرافدين والمتحالفين معه في مجلس شورى المجاهدين بعد تمكنها من قتل القائد أبي مصعب الزرقاوي، لكن نجاح التنظيم في استيعاب الضربة واختياره للشيخ أبي حمزة المهاجر لقيادة التنظيم خلفا للزروقاوي أسقط بيد الأعداء

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حاولت آلة الإعلام الصليبي أن تنال من القائد الجديد منذ اليوم الأول من الإعلان عن اختياره
فأخذت تلفق القصص والروايات عن شخصيته ليس تعريفاً به بل ضرباً على أوتار سايكس بيكو فكيف يكون القائد مهاجراً من خارج العراق مستعيدة أكذوبتها القديمة الجديدة بأن شعب العراق ليس ضد الاحتلال وأن ديمقراطية واشنطن لم تظهر بكامل جمالها بسبب هؤلاء القلة من " المهاجرين الأغراب "!

استكمالا لهذا السيناريو الرديء الذي أعده مهرج تحت التمرين بالبيت الأبيض أعلنوا عن اجتماع بين قطيع من العملاء وصنائع الاحتلال زعموا أنهم شيوخ عشائر الأنبار وبين المالكي رئيس وزراء العراق المعين من قبل المحتل

وسرعان ما زهق الباطل وأعلن أبناء الانبار وشيوخها الحقيقيون أن أولئك الذين اجتمعوا مع المالكي ليسوا شيوخ عشائر الأنبار المجاهدة الصامدة بل دمى مسلوبة الإرادة تتحرك بالأمر المباشر من المنطقة الخضراء , فقد المحتلون أعصابهم وباتوا يتقلّبون في الخيبة والهزيمة بعد فشل ألاعيبهم واحدةً تلوَ أخرى وزاد في إرباكهم و إظهار إخفاقهم إعلانُ مجلس شورى المجاهدين قيام حلف المطيَّبين المبارك , بين المجاهدين وطائفة كبيرة من شيوخ العشائر وأنصار الجهاد ,
هذا الإعلان دفع بالعدو إلى إخراج ما تبقى له من أوراق محروقة لإنقاذ ما يمكن إنقاذه , فأظهر الصليبيون ممثلاً من الدرجة الثالثة وغطوا وجه بلثام وزعموا أنه أحد قادة المجاهدين وبثوا على لسانه ما جادت به قريحة أعتى مخططيهم وخبراء الحرب النفسية في أجهزة مخابراتهم , وليتهم ما كشفوا رداءتهم وفقر عقولهم .
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كان لا بد للمسلمين في العراق من إعلان دولتهم في هذا التوقيت بالذات، درءا لنتائج الهجمة الشرسة التي أرادت خلط الأوراق وسرقة ثمرات الجهاد والسطو على تضحيات الشهداء .

وسرعان ما أعلن الصليبيون على لسان كبير مجرميهم بوش أنهم يرفضون تقسيم العراق , وبرر الرئيس الأمريكي موقفه في مقابلة مع قناة " فوكس نيوز " الصهيونية بأن تقسيم العراق من شأنه أن يجعل " المتطرفين السنة " يتناحرون مع " الأصوليين الشيعة " , وذلك على حد فهمه .
إلا أن عدداً من المراقبين فسروا إدلاء بوش بهذه التصريحات على أنه رد فعل أمريكي متعجل للالتفاف على خطوة مجلس شورى المجاهدين بإعلان الدولة الإسلامية , فبعد أن كانت الإدارة الأمريكية تروّج لمشاريع تقسيم العراق وتدفع الانفصاليين من علمانيي كردستان و رافضة الجنوب إلى تكوين أقاليم مستقلة وتمهد لهم طريق الانفصال عبر إقرار مبدأ " الفيدرالية " في الدستور الذي قامت تلك الإدارة بتفصيله , وجد الأمريكيون أنفسهم أمام تحد خطير بعد إعلان قيام دولة العراق الإسلامية إذ اتضح أن التقسيم سيفضي إلى دولة إسلامية مجاهدة تقض مضاجع العدو وتكون - بفضل موقعها الجغرافي المتميز - منطلقاً لطلائع الأمة الإسلامية في معركة تحرير فلسطين من أسر الكيان الصهيوني الغاصب , الأمر الذي دفع واشنطن إلى إعادة النظر في خططها السابقة لتقسيم العراق وبحث الموقف من جديد بعد قيام دولة العراق الإسلامية والسعي الحثيث من قبل المجاهدين لتقوية تلك الدولة ومدها بأسباب البقاء من إدارة وتنظيم وتقديم الخدمات للمواطنين , وقد تجلى جانب من ذلك في رسالة أبي حمزة المهاجر أمير قاعدة الجهاد في بلاد الرافدين إلى العلماء وأصحاب الكفاءات المسلمين في شتى التخصصات يدعوهم للحاق بإخوانهم والمشاركة في تأسيس دولة الإسلام الفتية .

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ولم يكن إعلان الدولة ارتجاليا ولا ردة فعل غير مدروسة فقد أعدّ المجاهدون العدة لذلك وزفّ البشرى الشهيد بإذن الله أبي مصعب الزرقاوي - قبل أن يرتقي إلى جوار ربه -

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هذا الاعلان كان ضربة مباغتة لم يتوقعها ساسة واشنطن وذيولهم في بغداد، فكان لا بد لهم من الاستعانة بخط دفاعهم الأخير وتم استدعاء الطابور الخامس من المرجفين والمخذلين الذين ما انفكوا يشكّكون أهل الإسلام فيمن حملوا أرواحهم على أكفهم رخيصة في سبيل الله , وما علموا بأن عهد الاستغفال قد ولىّ , وأن الأمة تدرك حقيقة الموقف في بلاد الرافدين فما هي إلا الهزيمة التامة للكفر وأهله والإنكسار الشامل للمشروع الصليبي الأمريكي ويومئذٍ يفرح المؤمنون بنصر الله وسيعلم الذين ظلموا أي منقلب ينقلبون .

6 Comments:

  • Being that the spineless schmuck from Iran ruined all of our apocolyptic hopes for August 22nd, I remembered a toast that comedian John Valby had made to Islamic Terror leader Osama bin Laden and gave it a classic Rogue Jew twist and tweak. I hope John Valby forgives me and I hope you all enjoy what I have done.

    Here’s to Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad that towelheaded scum, may the US blast his ass to kingdom come.

    He’s a bagless wonder that lives in a cave,
    may U.S. Marines piss Jack Daniels on that cocksucker’s grave.

    Mahmoud being a chickenshit faggot lives off camel
    turds with a topping of maggot, Ahmadinejad doesn’t think
    we have the gusto come and blow off his islamic nuts!

    We will eat all his hummus and drink all his tea, and screw every princess in Tehran. We’ll cut off his balls and split his bag, then wipe our asses on his Iranian flag.

    We will walk in his palace and shit on his floor, and hang Old Glory right over his door. We’ll nuke his cities and shit on the streets, and piss on every Iranian Shiite we meet.

    We will darken his honor and shorten his joy, and show him the spirit of this American Jew boy. From the Land of the Free and the home of hte brave, we will march into Teharan and shit on his grave

    But now America is all done with his crap,
    so let’s just nuke the fuckers right off of the map.

    So here’s to Mahmoud that son-of-a-bitch,
    may his pecker fall off with the seven year itch.
    May they beat on his balls with a big brass hammer,
    till his asshole starts whistling The Star-Spangled Banner.

    By Blogger Ze'ev, at 2:06 PM  

  • Being that the spineless schmuck from Iran ruined all of our apocolyptic hopes for August 22nd, I remembered a toast that comedian John Valby had made to Islamic Terror leader Osama bin Laden and gave it a classic Rogue Jew twist and tweak. I hope John Valby forgives me and I hope you all enjoy what I have done.

    Here’s to Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad that towelheaded scum, may the US blast his ass to kingdom come.

    He’s a bagless wonder that lives in a cave,
    may U.S. Marines piss Jack Daniels on that cocksucker’s grave.

    Mahmoud being a chickenshit faggot lives off camel
    turds with a topping of maggot, Ahmadinejad doesn’t think
    we have the gusto come and blow off his islamic nuts!

    We will eat all his hummus and drink all his tea, and screw every princess in Tehran. We’ll cut off his balls and split his bag, then wipe our asses on his Iranian flag.

    We will walk in his palace and shit on his floor, and hang Old Glory right over his door. We’ll nuke his cities and shit on the streets, and piss on every Iranian Shiite we meet.

    We will darken his honor and shorten his joy, and show him the spirit of this American Jew boy. From the Land of the Free and the home of hte brave, we will march into Teharan and shit on his grave

    But now America is all done with his crap,
    so let’s just nuke the fuckers right off of the map.

    So here’s to Mahmoud that son-of-a-bitch,
    may his pecker fall off with the seven year itch.
    May they beat on his balls with a big brass hammer,
    till his asshole starts whistling The Star-Spangled Banner.

    By Blogger Ze'ev, at 2:07 PM  

  • Being that the spineless schmuck from Iran ruined all of our apocolyptic hopes for August 22nd, I remembered a toast that comedian John Valby had made to Islamic Terror leader Osama bin Laden and gave it a classic Rogue Jew twist and tweak. I hope John Valby forgives me and I hope you all enjoy what I have done.

    Here’s to Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad that towelheaded scum, may the US blast his ass to kingdom come.

    He’s a bagless wonder that lives in a cave,
    may U.S. Marines piss Jack Daniels on that cocksucker’s grave.

    Mahmoud being a chickenshit faggot lives off camel
    turds with a topping of maggot, Ahmadinejad doesn’t think
    we have the gusto come and blow off his islamic nuts!

    We will eat all his hummus and drink all his tea, and screw every princess in Tehran. We’ll cut off his balls and split his bag, then wipe our asses on his Iranian flag.

    We will walk in his palace and shit on his floor, and hang Old Glory right over his door. We’ll nuke his cities and shit on the streets, and piss on every Iranian Shiite we meet.

    We will darken his honor and shorten his joy, and show him the spirit of this American Jew boy. From the Land of the Free and the home of hte brave, we will march into Teharan and shit on his grave

    But now America is all done with his crap,
    so let’s just nuke the fuckers right off of the map.

    So here’s to Mahmoud that son-of-a-bitch,
    may his pecker fall off with the seven year itch.
    May they beat on his balls with a big brass hammer,
    till his asshole starts whistling The Star-Spangled Banner.

    By Blogger Ze'ev, at 2:07 PM  

  • Being that the spineless schmuck from Iran ruined all of our apocolyptic hopes for August 22nd, I remembered a toast that comedian John Valby had made to Islamic Terror leader Osama bin Laden and gave it a classic Rogue Jew twist and tweak. I hope John Valby forgives me and I hope you all enjoy what I have done.

    Here’s to Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad that towelheaded scum, may the US blast his ass to kingdom come.

    He’s a bagless wonder that lives in a cave,
    may U.S. Marines piss Jack Daniels on that cocksucker’s grave.

    Mahmoud being a chickenshit faggot lives off camel
    turds with a topping of maggot, Ahmadinejad doesn’t think
    we have the gusto come and blow off his islamic nuts!

    We will eat all his hummus and drink all his tea, and screw every princess in Tehran. We’ll cut off his balls and split his bag, then wipe our asses on his Iranian flag.

    We will walk in his palace and shit on his floor, and hang Old Glory right over his door. We’ll nuke his cities and shit on the streets, and piss on every Iranian Shiite we meet.

    We will darken his honor and shorten his joy, and show him the spirit of this American Jew boy. From the Land of the Free and the home of hte brave, we will march into Teharan and shit on his grave

    But now America is all done with his crap,
    so let’s just nuke the fuckers right off of the map.

    So here’s to Mahmoud that son-of-a-bitch,
    may his pecker fall off with the seven year itch.
    May they beat on his balls with a big brass hammer,
    till his asshole starts whistling The Star-Spangled Banner.

    By Blogger Ze'ev, at 2:07 PM  

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    By Blogger Kepmeister, at 4:17 PM  

  • I would like to first apologize to people around the world, including so-called terrorists with legitimate grievances against the United States of America, for our often destructive foreign policy and economic greed. Though American citizens have lost control of the actions of their government in significant ways, they are responsible for the loss as well as the actions.

    The loss has resulted in a populace largely unaware and unconcerned with it's actions throughout the world, veiled as efforts to spread democracy and promote peace. The actions have resulted in the deaths of millions of innocent people throughout the world, and this is unacceptable, sometimes benevolent intentions notwithstanding. I therefore would like to say emphatically that I will do everything that I can to understand and acknowledge past wrongs as well as prevent future atrocities. It feels to me as though my hands are drenched with the blood and tears of many others, and I want to do what I can to make it up to them and their families, if I may be allowed (God-willing.)

    I do not believe that American's have ever been attacked by individuals who simply "hate us for our freedom." I think that the terrorists who attacked us on September 11 were motivated by the murder of perhaps a half a million Iraqi children through sanctions imposed chiefly by the United States. Unqualified support for the illegal Israeli occupation has undoubtedly had some influence. A general lack of respect for the sovereignty, culture, and inherent worth of Middle Easterners (and everyone across the globe) equal to that of any American citizen also comes to mind. I think that America is to blame for 9/11 at least as much as Afghanistan or Iraqi (speaking generally), and that U.S. citizens would do justice to themselves and their Creator by engaging in some serious, honest soul searching and self-education.

    I am hurt by the events of 9/11, for my failure to see it coming, for my failure to prevent it, for the fact that I as an American inspired hatred sufficient to murder their fellow man, within brothers and sisters on the other side of the Earth that I have never had the pleasure to meet.

    I am sorry, and I promise that I will do better. I give my life to this cause.

    Though I am not religious, I believe in Allah/God at least as much as I do not, and I would like to represent what I believe is an important perspective from both Muslim and Christian standpoints. I do not pretend to be an expert, but I do know that Jesus (peace be upon him) is considered a prophet by both camps. And Jesus instructed us to love our enemies; to turn the other cheek. In addition, it is my belief that most Holy texts represent God as, above all, Love. I would also like to reference the golden rule (obviously the will of a Creator if one does indeed exist): do unto others as you would have others do unto you.

    With that said, I would like to say emphatically that I love you all.

    Osama Bin Laden, to you and all of your followers, to all jihadists unaffiliated with Al Qaeda, I love you; I love you so much. I apologize for all I have done to you as a representative of America, and also that which I have failed to do for you. I wish so much that we could sit down and have a conversation about this world, about our families. I intend to learn Arabic so that I can do just that, someday. Perhaps I can prepare a meal for your family; I'm a decent cook.

    Perhaps I do not believe everything that you believe; philosophically, theologically, sociologically. But I do believe that I am my brothers keeper. I want to love my neighbor. I understand that the best way to serve a creative God, is to serve his creation; i.e. mankind, of which I am an insignificant portion of a fantastic whole.

    You are welcome in my home, and I will extend the invitation if we should ever meet on American soil. And perhaps I can make it out to Wazuristan some day, and everywhere else in the world, especially where American's are hated or disliked. I am not concerned about my safety, about what will happen to me if I approach you. I am more concerned about what will happen to everyone else, my family, your families, if I do not reach out a hand in hopes that we can reconcile our differences and move forward as a human family.

    I am regretful about 9/11, but I am even more so with respect to the 9/11 times 1,000 that we have inflicted upon the Middle East in response. I wish that the US government had just stood back and took an honest look at why this happened. Our response has inspired more hatred and endangered US citizens more than ever. America must stop this cycle of violence, and I am apart of the movement that seeks this end that is consistent with religious and ethical principles.

    I'm not going to proofread this, but I am going to end this rant, because I believe that my main points have been stated; my general intention has been accomplished.

    To those that have done harm to me, either indirectly or directly, I love you. I do not wish to retaliate, but only to forgive. I would also like to say (and this statement is directed to every living being) that I think that we should get together and discuss issues that are important to us both, and work out differences that make this life and our concomitant pursuits of happiness difficult, and simply enjoy each others company and perspective.

    It is certainly not my intention, to offend any of my fellow citizens, but I believe that what I have said is right and true. I have thought about these things for some time, and felt obligated to express my feelings.

    To everyone in the world, have an excellent day, and say hello to the family for me. I truly hope that we can meet someday, in this life or the next, if we haven't already met in one previously. My name is Kurtis and I live in Oklahoma.



    UPDATE:

    I just want to say that, when I mention "everyone" above, I mean everyone but Canadians. I just don't like those people ;)

    By Blogger Kurtis, at 12:00 AM  

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